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Computer Science Jokes

Q: "Why do computer scientists have nine fingers?"

A: "Zero, one, two, three, four; five, six, seven, eight, nine."

Our Program which art in Memory,

"Hello World!" be Thy Name.

Thy Operating System come, Thy Commands be done,

at the Printer as it is on the Screen.

Give us this day our Data Dump,

and forgive us our I/O Errors

as we backup those whose Files are faulty.

Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from email

for Thine is the Algorithm, the Application, and the Solution,

looping forever and ever.

Return.

Link to a ROT26 encoder:

There are only two really difficult things in computer programming: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Everything is fast for small values of $n$.