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Poetry
- There once was a Yank in the UK
- He'd been there since back in Y2K
- While the girls made him smile
- The food was quite vile
- And the beer was utterly pUK
- There was a young lady named Valerie
- Who oft consumed many a calorie
- Her clothing was roomy
- Her health reports gloomy
- And her food bill exceeded her salary
A Roger Waters parody
- Isn't work horrid? Aren't I glad
- That I don't have to do it.
- Isn't time horrid? There's never enough
- I must confess I blew it.
- Isn't money horrid? But I don't care
- I'm rolling in the stuff
- Isn't war horrid? People say
- I've said this often enough
- Are you mental? So am I
- And so's my old band friend
- Every silly stupid thing
- Will all come to an end.